15 November 2007by
Lee McAuley
Type jokes
Here's a collection of fonts about jokes and graphic design found around the internet.
Four fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Get out! We don't want your type in here."
How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?
Couldn't say--ask an account executive.
How many web designers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the structure, one to update the style, and one to blog about the inadequate bulb support offered by today’s socket manufacturers.
What font did the astrologist use to write the daily horoscopes?
Futura
1st Designer: “Wow, you always have so many fonts, where do you get them from?”
2nd Designer: “Oh they come from Monaco, Geneva, Chicago, New York… I get them delivered at various Times throughout the day…”
1st Designer: “By who?”
2nd Designer: “A Courier!”
What did the horse say to Bordeaux?
Why the long type face?